Joe received two very large pairs of pantyhose. This was the result.
Edited to add: Joe just sent an email in response to these pics:
One of the best parts about the free pantyhose was that steve just
happened to be in town when they arrived. With there being a 4-6 week
delay between ordering the free samples for 'Josephine Boyd' and them
arriving, steve actually being there that day was a fun coincidence.
Additionally, the pantyhose company sent along 'extra' pantyhose for
purchase, in addition to the free sample. The letter that came with
the pantyhose said to mail them back postage-free if I didn't want to
keep them. Of course, I didn't read any of that before wearing /
destroying all of the pantyhose. I got letters from them for the next
couple months trying to collect on the bill.