i keep misreading "AIG
" as "Ali G
". It doesn't make it less depressing, but at least it's a little more entertaining.
"'Allo. Me name be Ali G. What me be needin' right now is a lot of money to fix me financial problems. Me will be needin'... eighty... five... billion dollars.... Yeah, dat's right. Eighty-five billion. No, me didn't just make that up, me really *do* need that massive and seemingly random amount of money.... Oh, and some bitches too."