i just ran across it, on a disc of stuff i found. here it is, for your enjoyment.
The Last Few Times I was at Taco Bell
This page is dedicated to my traumatic (and sometimes not-so-traumatic) experiences with what is probably my least favorite fast-food restaurant, Taco Bell.
The Third-to-Last Time I was at Taco Bell
Date: 20 December, 1995
There were only three people lef in the fraternity house, because Christmas break had just begun. The three people were myself, Rick, and Todd. They are two of the Taco Bell-goingest people I know, Dusty being the third.
I had no food left in the house, so I had to go out to eat. I asked where they (Rick and Todd) were going to eat, and of course they said Taco Bell. I decided that I could survive a trip to Taco Bell, so I tagged along. As it turns out, we went to the Third Street Taco Bell, which wasn't too hot ab idea...
The Order: 2 Seven-Layer Burritos
I tried the famed Seven Layer (referred to as a "slayer" by the workers; that was kinda cool). Unfortunately, I discovered that I hate guacamole and sour cream, which happen to be layers 7 and 6, respectively, so the slayer was a bad idea. I barely managed to choke them down, and only after squeezing out the guac and cream.
The only redeeming part of the trip was the lemonade; it kicked ass. Maybe they were just having a good lemonade day...I don't know. But I don't think I'll be returning to Taco Bell any time soon.
The Second-to-Last Time I was at Taco Bell
Date: sometime in mid-June, 1996
I was at work, and had been in a rush that morning, which resulted in myself forgetting to bring my lunch. So, I went into town with Wil and Bill Beren. But, due to the fact that Bill and I both didn't eat meat, there were few places we could go to eat. Since I was in a hurry, I decided to go to Taco Bell with them, because it does have meatless food items, and was close by.
The Order: 2 Bean Burritos and 2 3-Cheese Melts
This time we were at the Wabash Ave Taco Bell, which has generally better quality food. The Bean Burritos weren't too great, though, and the 3-Cheese melts weren't much better. They weren't as repulsive as the above-mentioned Seven-Layer, though, so I was able to eat them without much hassle (being really hungry also helped).
The Last Time I was at Taco Bell
Date:26 July, 1996
I wanted to go out to eat, and everyone else (i.e.Geoff and Levi) was going to Taco Bell, I figured I'd go, too, because last time I went, I didn't die or anything (which is a desirable quality in any restaurant). But, the stupid thing was, we went to the Third Street Taco Bell, which is the worst of the Taco Bells in Terre Haute.
The Order: 2 3-Cheese Melts
This time was bad. Realy bad. The food was bad. The place smelled bad. Plus, and this was the worst part: NO LEMONADE! I guess they had decided to make me never want to come back again. They succeeded.