facebook | twitter | google reader | soundcloud



Monday, January 10, 2005
a couple films
1:46 PM
i saw Miranda this weekend (though i incorrectly keep calling it Matilda). christina ricci, kyle maclachlan, and john hurt. verdict: whoof. give it a miss. kyle maclachlan was quite creepy, but the filma as a whole just wasn't very interesting. also, it had some of the worst music this side of hbo's oz.



i watched most of leo, starring the feines brother whose name starts with j. not ralph, i mean the one from shakespeare in love. it was ok, but not great. i didn't finish it, because i had to leave, but i'm not overly interested in trying to do so. i guess that's a good enough review. *shrug*



OH! one more thing: my new LEAST favorite movie commentary goes to Total Recall. basically it's a guy with an austrian accent (schwarzenegger) and a guy with a dutch accent (verhoeven) EXPLAINING THE MOVIE. seriously. "you see, dis is impoatant because later you discova dat i am actually a secret agent..." "look at how suhprised i am dat i know how to kill deeze people so quickly...." ugh. stupid. file under: don't bother.



[p.s., i tried to post this once but blogger seems to have ignored me. if this post appears a second time, i'll delete the extra, but at least i'll have explained it away so you know what's going on...]

3 Comment(s):

Anonymous mcdeviltoast: dude, that commentary for "total recall" sounds awesome. i bet that's a laff riot!

1/10/2005 11:19 PM 

Anonymous dj empirical: it's not even as funny as you might think. just yards and yards of suck.

1/11/2005 2:14 AM 

Blogger dj empirical: for the record, this is one of my favorite commentaries now. LOVE IT.

11/21/2011 9:54 PM 

Post a Comment



Archives:
2004/09 - 2004/10 2004/10 - 2004/11 2004/11 - 2004/12 2004/12 - 2005/01 2005/01 - 2005/02 2005/02 - 2005/03 2005/03 - 2005/04 2005/04 - 2005/05 2005/05 - 2005/06 2005/06 - 2005/07 2005/07 - 2005/08 2005/08 - 2005/09 2005/09 - 2005/10 2005/10 - 2005/11 2005/11 - 2005/12 2005/12 - 2006/01 2006/01 - 2006/02 2006/02 - 2006/03 2006/03 - 2006/04 2006/04 - 2006/05 2006/05 - 2006/06 2006/06 - 2006/07 2006/07 - 2006/08 2006/08 - 2006/09 2006/09 - 2006/10 2006/10 - 2006/11 2006/11 - 2006/12 2006/12 - 2007/01 2007/01 - 2007/02 2007/02 - 2007/03 2007/03 - 2007/04 2007/04 - 2007/05 2007/05 - 2007/06 2007/06 - 2007/07 2007/07 - 2007/08 2007/08 - 2007/09 2007/09 - 2007/10 2007/10 - 2007/11 2007/11 - 2007/12 2007/12 - 2008/01 2008/01 - 2008/02 2008/02 - 2008/03 2008/03 - 2008/04 2008/04 - 2008/05 2008/05 - 2008/06 2008/06 - 2008/07 2008/07 - 2008/08 2008/08 - 2008/09 2008/09 - 2008/10 2008/10 - 2008/11 2008/11 - 2008/12 2008/12 - 2009/01 2009/01 - 2009/02 2009/02 - 2009/03 2009/04 - 2009/05 2009/05 - 2009/06 2009/06 - 2009/07 2009/07 - 2009/08 2009/08 - 2009/09 2009/09 - 2009/10 2009/10 - 2009/11 2009/11 - 2009/12 2009/12 - 2010/01 2010/01 - 2010/02 2010/02 - 2010/03 2010/04 - 2010/05 2010/08 - 2010/09 2010/09 - 2010/10 2010/10 - 2010/11 2010/11 - 2010/12 2011/01 - 2011/02 2011/02 - 2011/03 2011/05 - 2011/06 2011/09 - 2011/10 2011/10 - 2011/11 2011/11 - 2011/12 2012/03 - 2012/04 2012/05 - 2012/06 2012/07 - 2012/08 2012/08 - 2012/09 2012/10 - 2012/11 2013/02 - 2013/03 2013/05 - 2013/06 2013/08 - 2013/09 2013/09 - 2013/10